|"YOU GUYS NEED A NAME, maybe like that
old pink hair goop, that BUTCH WAX stuff that kept flat tops,
duck tails and fins in place. One of you guys could be him;
you know "Butch Whacks", a real guy, but spell his
name differently, so you don't get sued when you're famous.
Think about it, but think about it somewhere else, I'm trying
-- The Great White Duck
(Butch's college roommate sleeping through another class)
"GREAT IDEA. I'll be Butch and you guys can be the Glass
Packs; you know like "Danny and the Juniors, Joey Dee &
The Starliters", Question Mark and the Mysterians".
"Packs" rhymes with "Whacks". . . . What
do you mean? What are "glass packs"? Glass packs are
custom-made muffler mounts that amplify the sound of the exhaust
system so when you let your foot off the gas, your car pops
like exploding gunfire. What kind of neighborhood did you grow
up in, anyway?"
"From now on we are Butch
Whacks & the Glass Packs."
-- Butch, late April, 1971