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                                AT 
                                ABOUT SHOW NO. 300, the new material and pace 
                                of the show required changes. The first was medically induced, because primary keyboard player Jeff Carino came down with lockjaw (honest!). To the rescue came not just any 
                                piano player but a Kissin' Cousin to the Killer 
                                himself, Larry Strawther -- the world's greatest 
                                and only upside down, on his back, even sound 
                                asleep piano player. 
                                 
                                Larry had been watching the Glass Packs from afar 
                                as a sports reporter for the Redwood City Tribune, and, truth 
                                be told, was a fan. A fan of the music first and 
                                foremost. If there was anyone other than The Big 
                                Fella and Butch, who knew exactly Who put the 
                                Bomp, when, on what label and exactly where they 
                                were standing when the song first charted (You 
                                tell us -- which is the better song? "Image 
                                of a Girl" by the Safaris or "Once in 
                                A While" by the Chimes? The argument rages 
                                today, no less passionately, and Butch always 
                                wins - its the Safaris in a walk,) it was Larry 
                                Strawther. Larry was cut out for this work in 
                                every way from his lean frame (yes, he was lean at one time) to his full mane 
                                of Jerry Lee Lewis hair and he still sets the 
                                night on fire with "Whole Lotta Shakin" 
                                today like he did in 1974. 
                               Small 
                                problem. There's always a small problem. Larry 
                                was spoken for. By the U.S. Army. What Larry didn't 
                                tell us exactly was that he was actually still 
                                in the Army, not just a veteran, when he joined 
                                the Glass Packs. That's right Larry "commuted" 
                                . . . to Glass Pack gigs for at least six months 
                                from Fort Ord. Yeah, that Fort Ord -- near Monterrey. 
                                Larry drove all night for months to keep the beat 
                                alive. Needless to say, the Army newspaper suffered 
                                for our benefit, and our country, apparently, 
                                was so much the worse for it. Conflict surely 
                                awaited. 
                              Now, 
                                remember we already had a 2nd keyboard player - the 
                                Jazzman, saxman Karl Cheesecake Young, -- someone whose 
                                silhouette you would never confuse in a line up 
                                for Larry's, and whose piano sylings . . . well, 
                                differed from Larry's pizza parlor shuffle in 
                                the most fundamental of ways. Nonetheless, one 
                                night when Larry was on leave from Glass Pack 
                                duty, the Military Police from Fort Ord showed 
                                up fully armed at the Santa Cruz Civic Auditorium 
                                where we had just finished performing on the same 
                                bill with Eric Burdon, and with an over-amped 
                                former Monkee, Mickey Dolenz, paying a strange 
                                visit in our dressing room. The M.P.'s were looking 
                                for Larry who had apparently missed a deadline 
                                or two with the Fort Ord newspaper, and were under 
                                orders to bring back alive the piano player from 
                                Butch Whacks and the Glass Packs to get out that 
                                morning edition. (Turns out Larry was already back at Fort Ord -- just a little later than the Army expected him to be.) 
                                 
                                It was, thus, that the two befuddled M.P.'s grabbed 
                                Karl who had played piano instead of sax during 
                                that set and were about to drag him back to the 
                                Brig by the Sea. A violation of human rights? 
                                Surely. Was Karl pissed? You bet. But not because 
                                the government had tread on him. No, only because 
                                the rest of the Glass Pack crew roared laughing 
                                at the M. P.'s for confusing Karl's playing for 
                                Larry's; only someone with a tin ear and a rifle 
                                could confuse Karl's Erroll Garner for Larry's 
                                Huey Piano Smith or mistake a five foot eight 
                                brunette jazzman for the fugitive six foot two 
                                blonde boogie woogie master. "Can you imagine 
                                that? Those morons thought that was Larry playing", 
                                shrugged Cheesecake. The whole ball of yarn got 
                                unwound to everyone's satisfaction, except Karl's, 
                                as the U.S. Army soon freed Larry with honors for Glass 
                                Pack duty forever. 
                               Larry 
                                added a visual dimension matched a few months later by the vocal addition of new drummer 
                                Mike Moore (incidentally, a former Pop Warner football teammate of Larry's on the powerhouse Menlo Park Lions), who 
                                could sing the high Beach Boys first tenor harmony 
                                parts in full voice (not falsetto). Mike was a 
                                veteran of many L.A. psychedelic bands, and also 
                                formed a band with Peter Tork (The Monkees) while 
                                attending the college of Marin. A cool breeze 
                                right off the Sunset Strip; a studio drummer with 
                                recording experience. He had shoulder length hair 
                                and a girlfriend with a daughter named Oracle. 
                                So why was he auditioning for the Sings-like-a-bird-fills-the-breaks-like-Hal 
                                Blaine cornerstone we were searching for? What 
                                did he have in common with Butch Whacks & 
                                the Glass Packs? Nothing. We were a gig.  
                            
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