AT
ABOUT SHOW NO. 300, the new material and pace
of the show required changes. The first was medically induced, because primary keyboard player Jeff Carino came down with lockjaw (honest!). To the rescue came not just any
piano player but a Kissin' Cousin to the Killer
himself, Larry Strawther -- the world's greatest
and only upside down, on his back, even sound
asleep piano player.
Larry had been watching the Glass Packs from afar
as a sports reporter for the Redwood City Tribune, and, truth
be told, was a fan. A fan of the music first and
foremost. If there was anyone other than The Big
Fella and Butch, who knew exactly Who put the
Bomp, when, on what label and exactly where they
were standing when the song first charted (You
tell us -- which is the better song? "Image
of a Girl" by the Safaris or "Once in
A While" by the Chimes? The argument rages
today, no less passionately, and Butch always
wins - its the Safaris in a walk,) it was Larry
Strawther. Larry was cut out for this work in
every way from his lean frame (yes, he was lean at one time) to his full mane
of Jerry Lee Lewis hair and he still sets the
night on fire with "Whole Lotta Shakin"
today like he did in 1974.
Small
problem. There's always a small problem. Larry
was spoken for. By the U.S. Army. What Larry didn't
tell us exactly was that he was actually still
in the Army, not just a veteran, when he joined
the Glass Packs. That's right Larry "commuted"
. . . to Glass Pack gigs for at least six months
from Fort Ord. Yeah, that Fort Ord -- near Monterrey.
Larry drove all night for months to keep the beat
alive. Needless to say, the Army newspaper suffered
for our benefit, and our country, apparently,
was so much the worse for it. Conflict surely
awaited.
Now,
remember we already had a 2nd keyboard player - the
Jazzman, saxman Karl Cheesecake Young, -- someone whose
silhouette you would never confuse in a line up
for Larry's, and whose piano sylings . . . well,
differed from Larry's pizza parlor shuffle in
the most fundamental of ways. Nonetheless, one
night when Larry was on leave from Glass Pack
duty, the Military Police from Fort Ord showed
up fully armed at the Santa Cruz Civic Auditorium
where we had just finished performing on the same
bill with Eric Burdon, and with an over-amped
former Monkee, Mickey Dolenz, paying a strange
visit in our dressing room. The M.P.'s were looking
for Larry who had apparently missed a deadline
or two with the Fort Ord newspaper, and were under
orders to bring back alive the piano player from
Butch Whacks and the Glass Packs to get out that
morning edition. (Turns out Larry was already back at Fort Ord -- just a little later than the Army expected him to be.)
It was, thus, that the two befuddled M.P.'s grabbed
Karl who had played piano instead of sax during
that set and were about to drag him back to the
Brig by the Sea. A violation of human rights?
Surely. Was Karl pissed? You bet. But not because
the government had tread on him. No, only because
the rest of the Glass Pack crew roared laughing
at the M. P.'s for confusing Karl's playing for
Larry's; only someone with a tin ear and a rifle
could confuse Karl's Erroll Garner for Larry's
Huey Piano Smith or mistake a five foot eight
brunette jazzman for the fugitive six foot two
blonde boogie woogie master. "Can you imagine
that? Those morons thought that was Larry playing",
shrugged Cheesecake. The whole ball of yarn got
unwound to everyone's satisfaction, except Karl's,
as the U.S. Army soon freed Larry with honors for Glass
Pack duty forever.
Larry
added a visual dimension matched a few months later by the vocal addition of new drummer
Mike Moore (incidentally, a former Pop Warner football teammate of Larry's on the powerhouse Menlo Park Lions), who
could sing the high Beach Boys first tenor harmony
parts in full voice (not falsetto). Mike was a
veteran of many L.A. psychedelic bands, and also
formed a band with Peter Tork (The Monkees) while
attending the college of Marin. A cool breeze
right off the Sunset Strip; a studio drummer with
recording experience. He had shoulder length hair
and a girlfriend with a daughter named Oracle.
So why was he auditioning for the Sings-like-a-bird-fills-the-breaks-like-Hal
Blaine cornerstone we were searching for? What
did he have in common with Butch Whacks &
the Glass Packs? Nothing. We were a gig.
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